“BUT DOC! Are you saying that if Beyonce would have been given the award, and I wouldn’t have acted like a jackass, then you wouldn’t have called me a jackass, and the most important thing you would have said that evening would have been about health care, thus making you look like you care about your job?”
“THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT, MARTY!”
HEAVY.
Go back in time and give the Moon Man to Beyonce. So all of the people I follow on Twitter wouldn’t have annoyed me all day.